recorded dreams

banned writers block

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merlinsbane:

dana-cardinal:

there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal

there are people who’ve never read My Immortal

there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it

this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

how can you talk about a classic without providing a link?

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icomefromdownworld:







the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord


omg the way that last baby hops!

The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”

i’m laughing so hard 

I’M SO DONE

I’ve reblogged this before but I’ll reblog it everytime it comes up on my dash

icomefromdownworld:

the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord

omg the way that last baby hops!

The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”

i’m laughing so hard 

I’M SO DONE

I’ve reblogged this before but I’ll reblog it everytime it comes up on my dash

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bleu-meridia:

recreationalcannibalism:

imkimj:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.
She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.
One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.
Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.
The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

I will never not reblog AND EXPLAIN this.

One of the most enigmatic historical figures ever. I always read everything I could find about her. Twisted people fascinate me.

bleu-meridia:

recreationalcannibalism:

imkimj:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

I will never not reblog AND EXPLAIN this.

One of the most enigmatic historical figures ever. I always read everything I could find about her. Twisted people fascinate me.

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‘How about a kiss, Saumensch?’

He stood waist-deep in the water for a few moments longer before climbing out and handing her the book. His pants clung to him, and he did not stop walking. In truth, I think he was afraid. Rudy Steiner was scared of the book thief’s kiss. He must have longed for it so much. He must have loved her so incredibly hard. So hard that he would never ask for her lips again and would go to his grave without them.

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak (via delenadrabbles)

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